Whatever

About This Type

While everyone else is having existential crises about lunch options, you've already moved on with your life. 'Whatever' isn't apathy — it's a governing philosophy. You've achieved a level of unbothered that monks train decades for. Drama? Doesn't register. Conflict? Not your department. You're not checked out — you've just realized that 90% of things people stress about literally do not matter. And you're right.