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Broke Boy
BROKE
“Your bank account is a horror story you wrote yourself.”
About This Type
You're not broke — you're pre-rich. A visionary trapped in a budget that doesn't exist. You've mastered the art of checking your bank balance with one eye closed. Your financial plan is 'something will work out' and honestly? It usually does. Barely. You see through the rat race while everyone else is running it. That's not poverty, that's enlightenment with extra steps.