The Science (lol)
Behind every great roast is a surprisingly complex algorithm. Here's how we determine which kind of clown you are.
Take the Quiz
Answer 10 brutally honest questions about your internet habits, social tendencies, and coping mechanisms. No sign-up, no BS.
15-Dimension Analysis
Your answers are mapped across 15 personality dimensions grouped into 5 axes: Self, Emotion, Action, Achievement, and Social. Each dimension gets scored as Low, Medium, or High.
Pattern Matching
Your 15-dimension profile is compared against 25 core personality patterns using hamming distance. The closest match becomes your ClownType. If nothing fits? You're a Golden Retriever.
Get Roasted
Receive your personalized type, complete with a tagline, a detailed roast, a badge, and a full dimension breakdown. Screenshot it. Share it. Question your life choices.
The 5 Axes
Self
Confidence · Self-Awareness · Discipline
Emotion
Stability · Empathy · Vulnerability
Action
Decisiveness · Adaptability · Initiative
Achievement
Ambition · Persistence · Risk-Taking
Social
Extroversion · Trust · Influence