Couch Potato

About This Type

Give you a warm blanket and WiFi and you could survive the apocalypse without moving. You're not unmotivated — you just have very specific motivation triggers, and 'being a functional adult' isn't one of them. Your trust is like a rare Pokémon — hard to find, easy to lose, and once someone earns it, you'll follow them with sparkly eyes forever. You're not a waste of space. You're just very, very selective about what deserves your energy.